The advertisers encourage you To phone the bank and ask But beware of disappointments Giving loans is not their task The person that gives you the form And pen to fill it out Is not the one with the authority Or to ask in any doubt
The one that writes you letters For which they charge you dear Knows nothing about your conditions Concerned with their own career As charges mount alarmingly Heading for the bankers vault The bank can do nowt to help you It’s all the computers fault