Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship – never....
Friendship... is not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.
I stand for freedom of expression, doing what you believe in, and going after your dreams.
I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people
I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it.
"Mitch Hedberg"
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.